Statey
 Santa got pulled over by a StateyOn his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree
He’d been drinking lots of eggnog
Sleigh was swaying to & fro
Cop turned on the lights & siren
There’s no bail because the banks are friggin’ closed
Santa got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree
Searched his sleigh & found
some roaches
He cried “but it’s just mistletoe!”
State cop threw him in the drunk tank
Now Santa’s spending the night spooning Bubba Mo
Santa got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree-eee-eee
Item #Statey089
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