Santa
got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree
He’d been drinking
lots of eggnog
Sleigh was swaying to
& fro
Cop turned on the lights
& siren
There’s no bail because the banks are friggin’ closed
Santa
got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree
Searched his sleigh
& found some roaches
He cried “but it’s just mistletoe!”
State cop threw him in the drunk tank
Now Santa’s spending the night spooning Bubba Mo
Santa
got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree-eee-eee
