GrammaBurp Warped Humor Greeting Cards, FAQ's.

Q. I am a retail store & I want to order RIGHT NOW. What's this you say about it being "Quick & Easy" to order?
A. Just go through our online catalog to place your order.

Q. So I can shop online?
A. Yes! Please do! We use a PayPal shopping cart on this site.

Q. Will you mail me a catalog?
A. We are trying to save a few trees. Please use our online catalog. Thank you!!!

Q. How many cards is that?
A. Twelve, half-dozen units. (72 cards). Each half-dozen unit is $8.25.

Q. Where are your magnets? And I can't find some of your cards.
A. Temporarily out of stock ... not to worry, they'll be back.

Q. What do your cards retail for?
A. MSRP is $2.75. Although many of our stores sell them for $2.99.

Q. Can I order online without using your PayPal shopping cart?
A. Sure! Send an e-mail at GrammaBurp@aol.com . List what cards you want (by card # & name),name, shipping address & phone number. We invoice to you with a link to our secure server.

Q. What are your terms?
A. Prepay first order. Net 30 for existing customers with credit approval.

Q. When can I expect to receive my order?
A. We do our best to ship fast. Most orders are filled in 5 to 10 business days. If you need it faster, just let us know!

Q. What forms of payment do you accept?
A. Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Discover. Also PayPal and checks.

Q. Where do you ship?
A. Currently, we ship only in the United States.

Q. I e-mailed you, but never heard back. What's going on?
A. If you EVER don't hear back from us, please assume we never received your e-mail. We respond to all* contacts. *Earthlink kicks back e-mail - if you have earthlink, be sure to add us.

Q. Are your cards UPC coded?
A. Nope.

Q. I'm not a store, I just want to order a few cards & fridge magnets. Can I buy a few?
A. Absolutely! Be sure to check out the list of retail stores that carry our cards! There may be a store near you! Or just order online!

Q. I'm starting my own business & doing market research, will you send me materials to help me get started?
A. Please contact the business owner directly at grammaburp@grammaburp.com She is happy to let you pick her brain & share some start-up resources!

Q. Do you accept freelance greeting card submissions?
A. Rarely, but yes. Read: Freelance writer guidelines.

Q. Do you need any sales reps?
A. Yes, we have some territories still available. Contact us via the sales rep inquiry form on this site (the 'contact us' page).

Q. Do you provide card racks / spinners?
A. Not at this time.

Q. Do you offer a MILITARY DISCOUNT?
A. Yes! Service Members or spouse may order from our website at wholesale cost.

Q. How can I stay on your good side?
A. Send dark chocolate truffles from The Chocolate Garden. (I'm not affiliated with them, just addicted.) OMG they're good!!!!!


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		Q. I am a retail store & I want to order RIGHT NOW. What's this you say about it being "Quick & Easy" to order? A. Just go through our online catalog to place your order. Q. So I can shop online? A. Yes! Please do! We use a PayPal shopping cart on this site. Q. Will you mail me a catalog? A. We are trying to save a few trees. Please use our online catalog. Thank you!!! Q. How many cards is that? A. Twelve, half-dozen units. (72 cards). Each half-dozen unit is $8.25. Q. Where are your magnets? And I can't find some of your cards. A. Temporarily out of stock ... not to worry, they'll be back. Q. What do your cards retail for? A. MSRP is $2.75. Although many of our stores sell them for $2.99. Q. Can I order online without using your PayPal shopping cart? A. Sure! Send an e-mail at GrammaBurp@aol.com . List what cards you want (by card # & name),name, shipping address & phone number. We invoice to you with a link to our secure server. Q. What are your terms? A. Prepay first order. Net 30 for existing customers with credit approval. Q. When can I expect to receive my order? A. We do our best to ship fast. Most orders are filled in 5 to 10 business days. If you need it faster, just let us know! Q. What forms of payment do you accept? A. Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Discover. Also PayPal and checks. Q. Where do you ship? A. Currently, we ship only in the United States. Q. I e-mailed you, but never heard back. What's going on? A. If you EVER don't hear back from us, please assume we never received your e-mail. We respond to all* contacts. *Earthlink kicks back e-mail - if you have earthlink, be sure to add us. Q. Are your cards UPC coded? A. Nope. Q. I'm not a store, I just want to order a few cards & fridge magnets. Can I buy a few? A. Absolutely! Be sure to check out the list of retail stores that carry our cards! There may be a store near you! Or just order online! Q. I'm starting my own business & doing market research, will you send me materials to help me get started? A. Please contact the business owner directly at grammaburp@grammaburp.com She is happy to let you pick her brain & share some start-up resources! Q. Do you accept freelance greeting card submissions? A. Rarely, but yes. Read: Freelance writer guidelines. Q. Do you need any sales reps? A. Yes, we have some territories still available. Contact us via the sales rep inquiry form on this site (the 'contact us' page). Q. Do you provide card racks / spinners? A. Not at this time. Q. Do you offer a MILITARY DISCOUNT? A. Yes! Service Members or spouse may order from our website at wholesale cost. Q. How can I stay on your good side? A. Send dark chocolate truffles from The Chocolate Garden. (I'm not affiliated with them, just addicted.) OMG they're good!!!!!