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Texas Hold 'em 139
 
Outside:
 
 

I was about to leave my FULL HOUSE 

& COME TO YOUR PARTY ... I made THE TURN across

the room to grab my wallet but there

was a FOLD in my rug & I TRIPS on it. 

I felt a LITTLE BLIND as I was making

a big FLOP toward the floor.

  
 
Inside:

I reached out with my BEST POSSIBLE HAND

trying to catch myself. BETTING I could do it,

I went ALL IN. It was a BAD BEAT & I felt a

FLUSH of embarrassment as I went FACE DOWN,

STRAIGHT into the TABLE smashing my

FACE off a HUGE POT so FULL of water

that I would've sworn I fell off a BOAT

into a RIVER as it came splashing down on me.

I had to RAISE myself up. I knew there was NO LIMIT

to the ODDS of my BAD BEAT & I was best SUITED

to leave before things got any worse.

I must be a BIG BLIND idiot, because after all that,

I SHUFFLED out of the HOUSE without my wallet.

... and that's why there's no MONEY in this card.

Happy Birthday!
Item #texasholdem139


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